Gasperilla

So Gasperilla brought some interesting characters to the store. Take, for instance, this old man that came in with shorts that were WAAAYY too short.

I am mortified.

Now so are you.

Nunneries

So, I have this weird thing where I always see nuns.

Seriously. I see nuns all the time.

Apparently, no one else does.

I don't know what this means. Maybe it's a sign from God. Or that other guy.

Anyway, the other day at work, I just happened to turn my head and looked out the window to see two nuns frolicking, YES, FROLICKING, outside. They were jumping, skipping around with shopping bags in their hands.

I don't think anyone believes me.

What happens when you tatoo your whole leg solid black

What that kid was thinking is beyond me.

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